Listen Up

So this past weekend I had the "privelage" of going to one of my churches dances. As a dance hater, I knew I wouldn't enjoy myself too much, but I went anyways. The main problem I have with these dances, other than my total lack of dancing skills and fear of embarrassing myself, is the lamesauce music they play. I mean really, I shouldn't be able to admit to hearing the Cha Cha slide once a month. They either play these superrrr old slow songs, forcing us to pair off with one another, saying that we might meet our future spouse. Ha! The worst part though, is that in between those slow songs, they play these totally awkward paced songs that you can't dance to. It's not quite slow enough, but then again, it's not really fast enough to be able to jump into a mosh pit (aka the only acceptable thing to do during fast songs at Mormon dances). This is when my motto "When in doubt, Bernie out" comes into play, but that's besides the point. Anyways, what I'm getting out here, is that the playlist needs to srsly be updated. I mean have these people ever heard of dubstep?! Well, let me enlighten you :)

Now, if the Stake dances started playing stuff like this, I wouldn't mind going :)